god is sort of a gas

i’ve just played a computer at twenty questions..


Apparently, it some sort of AI knowledge base project but a fairly crap one because it seems to be mainly about making money and crap novelties (okay so 250,000 connection neural net in your pocket sounds kinda cool but having it guess that strawberry blamange is on your mind is a waste of good brain power.)

BTW I won! Twice! the stupid thing couldn’t guess that I was thinking of Jesus! Both times! As every foole kno’ I’m always thinking of Jesus (- what even when you are having sex? especially when I am having sex! )

It was instructive, what it considers to be similar to Jesus

Similar Objects:
a zombie, a vampire, a gladiator (Roman), a mermaid, a caveman, a witch, an orc, a cyclops, a bodybuilder, an enemy, a triceratops, a dustmite, a humpback whale, a platypus.

About caspar

Caspar is just one monkey among billions. Battering his keyboard without expectations even of peanuts, let alone of aping the Immortal Bard. By day he is an infantologist at Birkbeck Babylab, by night he runs BabyLaughter.net
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2 Responses to god is sort of a gas

  1. George says:

    Are you serious about Jesus? Cause you blog posts don’t indicate you to be a good person, rather the opposite.

  2. caspar says:

    I am confused by your definition of ‘good’??

    for one thing, I have certificates to prove I am much better now thank you, signed by some of london’s top psychologist.

    And do I think of Jesus whilst having sex? His lithe body, his strong hands and ruggedly divine good looks? Well, just ask anyone i’ve fornicated with.. i keep up an almost continual prayer..

    ‘Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus, oh yes, oh Jesus!’

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