more mead, honey?

Scene – late at night in a campus bar at Ohio State University, some time in 2002

Julie Mustard – you know what, geri?
Geraldine Wright – wassat, jules?
J – bees are cool!
G – bees are cool!
J – they’re yellow and they’re black and they can fly!
G – they can make honey and beeswax
J – they have those baskets on their legs for pollen
G – yeah, those are cool, what are they called?
J – pollen baskets (Editor’s note – corbiculae)
G – on their knees, bees-knees
J – they are the bees-knees
G – hee hee
J – and they can dance
G – I want to study bees
J – yeah, I want to study bees
G – want another beer?
J – yeah, another beer.. I want to study another beer!
G – beer… bees… beer… bees..
J – hey, like beer and bees are next to each other in the dictionary. B-E-E-R and B-E-E-S, that’s so cool
G – I wonder what happens when bees drink beer?
J – I want to study bees drinking beer.
G – Yeah, that would be so cool.

what happened next

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Caspar is just one monkey among billions. Battering his keyboard without expectations even of peanuts, let alone of aping the Immortal Bard. By day he is an infantologist at Birkbeck Babylab, by night he runs
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