“Humor or Philosophy?” by none

‘SECURITY” IDIOT: I was checking in at the Fort Worth airport, when a security weenie asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled knowingly and nodded, “That’s why we ask.”


2 responses to ““Humor or Philosophy?” by none”

  1. i like this and will be sure to remember it next time…

  2. Hehe, nice! So you back in London already?

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