Got an entertaining email this morning from my new best friend Dr. Tom Cole. He’s going to make me rich. And the best part is I don’t have to do anything other than give him details of my bank account and a few bits of personal information. He transfers a large amount of money into my account & onwards leaving me 35%.
For a moment or too, I worried that this might be untoward, illegal or even a scandal. But the beautifully phrased letter won me over. Plus I noticed from his original email that Dr Tom is being charmingly modest, he is actually ‘Prince Makaba’. One should always trust royalty. And apparently this happens all the time in Africa.
Don’t worry I won’t forget you all when I’m a meelionaire!