one of the few pleasures to come from going back to work, is that this time I am a contractor and so bill the company every day I turn up. which has led naturally enough to me working out how much it is costing them every time i go to the toilet. Spending a penny brings a profitable return.
But I don’t think I’m taking the piss.. my brain still functions on the john & in the tranquil calm of the toilet stall inspiration may strike me & my employers will reap the fruits of my ablutions. I feel like Johnny von Neumann.
Right, I’m off to make a deposit!