Monthly Archives: August 2004

Unsound of mind and body.

I couldn’t think of a better way to have spent my first weekend as a Brixtonian (well actually i’m more of a Herne Hilvian ) I enjoyed immensely the return of the Ministry of Unsound.. it had lost non of … Continue reading

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monkey treasures visually There sandwiched between Peterborough and Bolton (where one might normally expect to find Pontefract) are monkey treasures visually. You see Monkey by some reckoning is the 10,278th most common word in the British National Corpus. I found this out … Continue reading

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earth moving

Last night: In the middle of a fairly predictable dream of renegade buckaneers racing around the english countryside and suburbs, which made the transition to an anarchic immersion team game of killing and the undead, I happened to have pointed … Continue reading

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I’ve Never Had It Done So Gently Before

For M The sweet juices of your mouth are like castles bathed in honey. I’ve never had it done so gently before. You have put a circle of castles around my penis and you swirl them like sunlight on the … Continue reading

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When man enters woman

When man, enters woman, like the surf biting the shore, again and again, and the woman opens her mouth with pleasure and her teeth gleam like the alphabet, Logos appears milking a star, and the man inside of woman ties … Continue reading

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for less than the blink of an eye I saw on my computer screen the image of a man lying in bed, he was in stripey flannel pyjamas lying in the fetal position, feet facing me. half a heartbeat later … Continue reading

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Schizophrenia ‘is like brain bomb’ Schizophrenia may be triggered by the equivalent of a nuclear disaster in the brain, new research reveals. Scientists believe a breakdown in the tiny ‘power stations’ known as mitocondria, which pump out energy in cells, … Continue reading

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south of the river, over the moon

for the first time i’m posting wirelessly, in my new fuck-off flatshare in Loughborough Junction.. we are about to nip down the road for the return of Ministry of Unsound.. and when we stroll home I have an amazingly comfy … Continue reading

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Mmm, a baby! He looks good enough to eat!

Talking to a Finn in Canada about a friend’s new born baby, she reminded me of an off-colour joke i used to make about new born babies: – How much did it weigh? – 7 pounds! – Mmm, that’s about … Continue reading

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freak alert! freak alert!

Boarding the 08:13 into town this morning I saw a freak! He had the appearance of an Oofy Prosser or a Gussie Fink-Nottle (I always forget which is which.) One of those frog like faces with protruding eyes, a big … Continue reading

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It is not often I deign to comment on politics or newspapers but something the White House said stung me, although I almost immediately realised they weren’t the only ones who were daft or disingenuous in this case. Plus it … Continue reading

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mind uncontrol

more micronaps 11am The CIA are trying to coax me into a limo to accompany a very important kestrel. 12am A coiled cable on the table turns into a toilet seat

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mainstream dreams

lest you think my dream collection exercise is airy fairy wish wash and not respectable research, you obviously have not read this weeks Newsweek What Dreams Are Made Of New technology is helping brain scientists unravel the mysteries of the … Continue reading

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terror sells

sickening stuff seen in Washington Times online no links here, it only encourages them. instead here’s some info on Bush family war profiteering[] Disinforpedia – War Profiteering

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