stupid machine stole my money

these days it seems like even churches & public toilets have cash points. i don’t mind paying a small fee sometimes to find a machine where you wouldn’t otherwise have one but the fucking machine in the Windmill has blatently ripped me off twice..

it tells you it will charge you £1.50 so I ask for £100..(1.5%) then it goes into ‘system error’ and gives you £10 charging £1.50 (15% ) for the privilege..

to rub salt in the wound in fucks with your mind too.. the tenner appears silently before any message appears on the screen so you think you’ve found some free money left by the last customer.. just as your joy reaches it’s height the screen goes ‘#@ERROR 0020120’ and you get a taunting receipt.

and I’ve fallen for it twice.. the realisation of my second duping was sickening.

About caspar

Caspar is just one monkey among billions. Battering his keyboard without expectations even of peanuts, let alone of aping the Immortal Bard. By day he is an infantologist at Birkbeck Babylab, by night he runs BabyLaughter.net
This entry was posted in bad and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to stupid machine stole my money

Leave a Reply