precocious

overheard on a train leaving York towards Newcastle. Lee(4) asking his sister Emma(5) about the things they could see out of the window and passing comment on the decline of the British manufacturing industry:-

“What did they used to make in that factory?”

From a three year old on the streets of Whitley Bay,

“Mummy, that man’s hair is turquoise”

(It’s true, I use La Rich� Directions Turquoise Semi-Permanent Conditioning Hair Colour Cream Rinse.)

About caspar

Caspar is just one monkey among billions. Battering his keyboard without expectations even of peanuts, let alone of aping the Immortal Bard. By day he is an infantologist at Birkbeck Babylab, by night he runs BabyLaughter.net
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