Hello Babies

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

A baptismal speech from God Bless Mr. Rosewater – Kurt Vonnegut

from AV club by way of fridgemagnet

I used to want to write like Douglas Adams. But the more times I re-read him, I realised that this was, of course, impossible. It is equally impossible to write like Kurt Vonnegut but I have a harder time believing it. He makes it look so easy that, addled by adoration, you sort of assume that you could do the same. Don’t you?

About caspar

Caspar is just one monkey among billions. Battering his keyboard without expectations even of peanuts, let alone of aping the Immortal Bard. By day he is an infantologist at Birkbeck Babylab, by night he runs BabyLaughter.net
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