At last! A truly convenient way to purchase crack cocaine.
Thanks to a legal loophole in the Maastrict Treaty establishing free trade within the European Community we are able to sell direct to you from Malta, where cocaine is a recognised pharmecutical. As long as it all for your own consumption (i.e. not for resale), there is nothing Customs and Excise can do.
Due to the Keynesian market dynamic, prices are continually changing. Submit your order and you will be e-mailed with our suggested price, confirm your agreement by reply and your card will be debited and your order dispatched.
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We don't mind if it is not your OWN creditcard! Just return it to the proper owner when you've finished ordering.
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All orders dispatched within two working days.
All prices inclusive of VAT and carriage