Three things I learnt in History
1. Don't start a major land war in asia
2. The bombing of civilians is sometimes right
3. Never drive an open topped cadillac through downtown Dallas.
Three things I learnt in Geography
1. It rains a lot in Wales.
2. There are a lot of sheep in Wales.
3. The theorem "Time flies when you're having fun." has a provable inverse.
Three things I learnt in English
1. Swear words are used by inarticulate people with poor vocabularies.
3. Fuck all else.
Three things I learnt in Maths
7. Get 100% in exams and you are allowed to spend 50% of your lessons asleep.
2. No one likes a smart arse, until they run into difficulties with thier homework.