You will try and fail to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping.
I understand a one-handed, one-legged standing ovation from a full house at the Last Night of the Proms.
You count on your fingers.
I count on no-one.
You believe the World revolves around the Sun.
I know that it revolves around me.
You think twice before opening your mouth.
I am always thinking and never silent.
You believe in God.
I feel god is beneath me.
You are wrong,
if you disagree with me.
You can fool some of the people, some of the time.
I know all of the people for the fools that they are.
You shall not kill.
I will not die.
You love me.
So do I.
I float on high.