onemonkey

Either the silly season started early or they've finally run out of things to write about Diana & Maddie because for some strange reason the News of the World are now calling me. I just got a call from some guy asking about my cocaine order form on my website, claimed he was from the News of the World.

I started to explain that it's been there for nearly 10 years and as anyone with half a brain could tell it's obviously a joke.

Obviously, he had less than half a brain because at that point he hung up on me

Mind you a NoTW hack is one of the few people who probably would order a kilo for personal consumption.