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Santa Claus
ES, 3rd Mar 2000

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Womens Health

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I'm with Dr. Weng on this one, while innovation and improvisation are all well and good.. Go to the experts, buy your vibrating devices from people with technological experience, don't let the Finnish behemoth get its fingers into any more pies
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Do as you are told

Mens Health

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Okay, so it seems to be a joke; the New England Journal of Medicine have never heard of Dr. Weatherby. But always one to be cautious, I am not taking the risk, I am planning a healthy summer.
Health Update
Do as you are told

Deer cost of roof damage at Waterloo: 3rd March 2000

Read the story, draw your own conclusions. Far be it from me to ferment conspiracy, but what is missing from this list:
Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vasco, Donna & Blitzen ?
Anyone with their eyes open admits that life is strange, but this is too strange. That name; Geraint Smith sounds made up too.
Sanity Clause?

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