I was in close proximity to a hero of mine on Thursday. And as I should have expected, it wasn’t quite like I expected.

Haruki Murakami was giving his first public appearance in this country at the Prince Charles cinema. Talking about his books and, more reluctantly, about himself. It had been arranged by Waterstones & the man from Waterstones certainly knew his onions, , which was all very well, but when you are interviewing one of Japan’s foremost modern novelists there’s not much call for knowledge of onions.. which didn’t stop him trying to stuff them in any every opportunity

  • your first two novels have never been published in this country, is this because you and your translators fell out over a description of the taste of Kuronobori bunching onions?
  • let’s turn to your recent book, South of the Border, West of the Sun, did you know that in Chumuckla, Florida, you aren’t allowed to purchase onions between sunset and sunrise? imagine that! what harm have onions ever done? doesn’t it makes you mad when you think of all these crazy onion laws?
  • onions aside, it was still different to my expectations.

    Haruki Murakami writes beautifully strange books. Their atmosphere is always dreamlike. Everything happens in an unreal version of the here and now.

    When I read one I feel like I am alone in the VIP departure lounge at some unnamed airport waiting for a flight to a country that doesn’t exist. There are no windows, only bright unnatural lighting and the low hum of air conditioning replaces any silence. There are no people, not even any sign that they have been or will come. I am not sure how I got here and it is unlike anywhere I have ever been before. But I am comfortable, at ease in the ergonomic leather chairs. Content to remain here reading my book.

    Murakami’s protagonists are similarly at ease with the unusual. Their lives change in supernatural ways and they calmly adapt. Friends and acquaintances vanish and reappear for reasons that are never clear but they are too polite to push for explanations. They find a six foot tall frog waiting in their appartment when they get home from their day at work as Assistant Chief of the lending division of the Shinjuku branch of the Tokyo Security Trust Bank and they silently accept the dangerous assignment that frog suggests.

    I have always liked to believe there was a unifying philosophy behind all the disappearing elephants and the men down wells. In fact, I was so convinced of it that I lived my life by it. Admittedly, I did not know what exactly I ought to do as a Murakamian but this has never stopped me in the past. Besides, I am in plentiful company, for ignorance of the finer points of one’s adopted creed is the rule rather than the exception.

    In practice, my Murakamianism consists of insisting that i will not be phased to come home a find a hippo in my bathroom (placidly eating the cabbages floating in my bath). I do ruin this zen cool but secretly hoping to find sed hippo but nonetheless I seek to be infinitely adaptable to situational weirdness.

    It was in this enlightened state of mind that I went to the Prince Charles cinema to observe the living embodiment of what I took to Murakaminess. But it was a strange experience to find that Murakami’s own interpretation of his world view was that of a slightly diffident and largely mundane writer of stories.

    He was extraordinarily ordinary.

    A calm, polite and exceptionally young looking fifty five year old Japanese man, whose hobbies include running marathons and living on greek islands to avoid adulation at home. (At home in Japan, not at home in his house for he has been married for 30 years.) He was disarming in his descriptions of his writing process; slow to get started, he began his first book at 29 seated at his kitchen table writing it first in English then translating it back to Japanese. Now he writes everywhere and is at ease with his own style. (But unwilling to see his early work published in English.)

    Ellusive about his sources of inspiration; He told us his books are autobiographical in the sense that can understand his protagonists but said no more. Indeed, there were often pauses as we waited for elaboration to his matter of fact answers, which never came, only the sterling efforts of the onion loving master of ceremonies kept things moving.

    All in all, he was just another writer.

    Which should be no great surprise but given my expectations, it was a strange experience indeed. Happily however, it was one that I calmly and silently accepted thus remaining true to my creed.

    Indeed, it is now my creed for I see that he has no need for it.

    About caspar

    Caspar is just one monkey among billions. Battering his keyboard without expectations even of peanuts, let alone of aping the Immortal Bard. By day he is an infantologist at Birkbeck Babylab, by night he runs BabyLaughter.net
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    3 Responses to wonderland

    1. sister says:

      Did you think he was going to answer all the questions with gnomic statements? Did the compere really ask questions about onions or are you just an extremely funny guy? Liked your good news bad news section – haven;t seen it before. Shame you couldn’t make it last night will we see you anytime in the near future?? DO you have exams and coursework deadlines coming up? When are they? Liked the airport lounge thing – I can’t say I rate Murakami really (much prefer Banana Yoshimoto) but I thought your description very apt. Being disappointed that he didn’t have a six foot frog with him is nothing – did I ever send you the account of my date with Ben Okri??
      I x

    2. caspar says:

      >>Did you think he was going to answer all the questions with gnomic statements?

      quite the opposite I was expecting him to be some pixie-eyed enthusiast for life.. gleefully relating amusing anecdotes from his thrill packed life as a jet-setting world famous author. I was expecting winding Grandma Mac style stories of his travels round the world and the entertaining observations he had made, throwing light on his own fictional semi-parallel universe.
      He did start out the event with a story about with a story about how he was on a train and a beautiful girl kept looking at him. then she came over.. and asked if he was murakami, and he said yes, and she said that’s nice and he said yes and she said i like your books and he said that’s nice and she said yes.
      and his punchline?… ‘So sometimes, it is nice to be a writer’

      there were no onions.

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