The CIA are trying to coax me into a limo to accompany a very important kestrel.
A coiled cable on the table turns into a toilet seat
Caspar is just one monkey among billions. Battering his keyboard without expectations even of peanuts, let alone of aping the Immortal Bard. By day he is an infantologist at Birkbeck Babylab, by night he runs BabyLaughter.net