Save the whale: 1st September 2002
'Hey, save some for me!' The cry that goes up often in restaurants across Japan.
A country where whale conservation is all about best before dates and very large freezers.
Stop blubbering and eat your cetacean!
Deists Desist: 1st August 2002
- Knock, Knock
- Who's there?
- The God of Love!
- I'm not interested in joining your church
- Damn you to hell!
Bing-bong, Eden calling!
Vote with your feet up: 1st July 2002
People pay for the privilege of voting the latest Pop Idle. But we all pay as apathy wins another election and Big Brother marches on.
Vote for me: [ X ]
Politics of Contentment: 1st June 2002
Jack Straw, former student radical turned Orwellian caricature would prefer it if you didn't vote for him, your inaction makes him morally more powerful!
While George just doesn't care.
Indirect Action: 1st May 2002
While the boy in blues pad up, the black bloc pick up rocks and weekend anarchists SMS reassurance to mater & pater,
I will be ducking down a side street for board meetings and caffeine based refreshments.
God not found in Madison, WI: 5th September 2002
Those cheeseheads have it pretty good,
a beautiful liberal capital in the heart of verdant state.
But for all their lakes they lack the Lord.
Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabachthani
Full Papal Nudity: 28th August 2001
People having sex in the rectory. Maybe you have seen something
more depraved? Send it in!
This is not an exercise: 16th April
If life is for the living, why are so many of us
obsessed with death? You have something less than 120 years left to live and
the clock is ticking - make the most of it. This is
Commendeth Them: 26th March
The inspiration that turns the course of opinion
never comes from where we thought it would. Cookie
3rd February 2001
A fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer. I am never short of a response, even if I repeat
myself, plagarise others, or even repeat myself. Responsiblity
Let there be
Lucifer: 15th October 2000
Satan wants to be your
friend. Why not invite him into your life? He will be very grateful, and
offers a very attractive package: Temporal power, all your worldly desires
met, lotsa sex, there is some small print
but... Go! Satan,
ME YOU GO PLAY:
31st August 2000
Why! do! you!
tawk! like! this! to! lickle! bay-bees!?! -- Yes-you-do! -- Yes-you-do! --
And! eye! do! too! -- Yes-I-do! -- That's-right! -- Good! Boy! -- Good! Girl!
-- Who-sa! good! little! bay-bee!? BLACK BUGS
Man vs. Manatee: 5th August 2000
Overweight sea-cows pitted against overweight couch-potatoes in
powerboats. It is hardly a fair fight, and the manatees tactics of non-violent
resistance is not working. It's slaughter. Manatee-hee?
Blood Donor: 19th June 2000
There's no pleasing some people, you do your bit to
help out and they throw it back in your face. A simple
misunderstanding, but they make a big song and dance. If I were
less the generous person I am, I'd say they were openly
At least that is how I remember it, I was feeling
slightly faint.. Very nearly an
Pretty Vacation: 23rd May
Which unspoilt Greek island
would you like to spoil? It would be nicer if only this paradise wasn't so
full of tourists? Wish you were
Pyro-nationalist: 2nd April
Just tell me who to hate. If you
tell me to, I will. The soundness of your argument is less persuasive than the
loudness of your voice. Burn flags, not
The new, new beginning: 23rd
Charles Darwin was
obsessed by pigeons, I attach too much to the lives of simians. (Though rather
that than the lives of the saints - the self-righteous sort of people that
just invite painful martyrdom and hang the propaganda - if it is an unjust
disembowelling they want then they have only to ask. But I digress..) Origin of the specious...
The old me: 29th April '98 - November '99
have learnt my lesson, I have forgiven myself, I have learnt to love
Me! Me! Me!
Haven't you heard? It is the new