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The wings are not on fire

A Captain and the First Officer are whistling idly in an aeroplane cockpit. They are obviously very bored.C: You know what... FO: What? (The Captain picks up a microphone.) C: (over intercom) “Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for concern.” That’ll get them
03 Jul 2007 1 min read
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This is your captain

I was fairly early for my flight back from Amsterdam today so I chose to sit in seat 1A. Which meant I got to sit next to a pilot catching a lift back to London. Didn't really have much to say to him but until he got to
27 Jan 2007 1 min read
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Bodidharma's Eyelids - Chapter 2

Chapter 2 London, Tuesday 17th December Doctor Whittard, the chief Librarian, was not a happy man. The biggest problem when running a government department that does not officially exist is the filling in of forms. Government runs on paperwork and in order to get anything done, the appropriate forms have
15 Nov 2005 15 min read
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