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The wings are not on fire

The wings are not on fire (How to turn contraposition upside down) A Captain and the First Officer are whistling idly in an aeroplane cockpit. They are obviously very bored. C: You know what… FO: What? (The Captain picks up … Continue reading

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This is your captain

I was fairly early for my flight back from Amsterdam today so I chose to sit in seat 1A. Which meant I got to sit next to a pilot catching a lift back to London. Didn’t really have much to … Continue reading

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