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George W. Bush

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zombie boobs

Remember, when George W. Bush was elected, and he said that thing about how, by 2008, we’d have “movies that would explode in our balls like a shotgun filled with handjobs”? Well, that promise came true two days ago when I saw GRINDHOUSE in Hollywood. Except not only was
14 Apr 2007 2 min read
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Divine Interventions

http://www.divine-interventions.com/ "What the hell is that?" I hear you cry. That, best beloved, is the Baby Jesus butt plug available from those goodly people at Divine Interventions. Only $31.00 and it glows in the dark. Miraculous. And that's just the beginning of
17 Jan 2007 1 min read
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