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The wings are not on fire

A Captain and the First Officer are whistling idly in an aeroplane cockpit. They are obviously very bored.C: You know what... FO: What? (The Captain picks up a microphone.) C: (over intercom) “Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for concern.” That’ll get them
03 Jul 2007 1 min read
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