THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF LIFE

Caspar's Patented Antidote (to this):

THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF LIFE: Living on Earth is corrosive, and everything you do has a price that others will pay. How long a minute can be doesn't stop us from ignoring urgent issues year after year. Birthdays are good for you; one more excuse to drink yourself nearer deaths door. Happiness comes through doing stuff not waiting for your life on a plate. Ever notice that the people who you hate are often much jollier than natural justice should allow? All of us go to our grave too soon. If Wal-Mart is allowed to continue, one day nothing will be free. You are not the only person in the world, so show some fucking consideration. Admit your mistakes, especially to yourself. Don't cry at unfairness; rage at absurdity. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all taste of wax. A truly happy person is one who is ignoring all the ugliness in the world. Have an ordinary day, and know that every day will be like this one, so don't live in your dreams, it's time to wake up to real life. Please keep this message to yourself.... contact your mates but use your own words to express how YOU feel, don't just mindlessly reguritate the platitudes of others.