unpredictive texting

I was a little drunk last night and finished the night making some unpredictable and confuzled text messages. There was one unfinished one saved in draft, I have not the slightest clue what it was supposed to be about: "Alas. This re-memorial spoke to up with our empathy sold dull value" No idea who I was going to send it too either. Later I managed to record four minutes of snoring on my girlfriend's answerphone. Cheers!