20 Wodehouse insults
- frightful young excrescence
- piefaced litte excrescence
- slab of gorgonzola
- pig in human shape
- sheepfaced, shambling refugee from hell
- gastly sheepfaced fugitive from hell
- fatheaded ass
- popeyed bleater
- dithering idiot
- a dumb brick of the first water
- halfwitted gargoyle
- halfwitted Gadarene swine
- herring-gutted young son of a what-not
- foul blot
- puff-faced poop
- pestilential poop
- potbellied perisher
- newt-nuzzling blister
- unbalanced young boll weevil
- deleterious slab of damnation
via cosmic variance