"Humor or Philosophy?" by none
http://www.chronwatch.com...y.asp?aid=16577
'SECURITY'' IDIOT: I was checking in at the Fort Worth airport, when a security weenie asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'' He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."