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A collection of 65 posts

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The Volcano Rabbit

"The volcano rabbit, which is endemic to the Trans-Mexican Volcanic Belt surrounding Mexico City, is one of the world’s smallest and most unusual rabbits. It has small, round ears and, unlike other rabbits, makes high-pitched penetrating sounds. The rabbit lives on the slopes of the Iztaccíhuatl and Popocatépetl

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Tease

I have always been a bully. I ain't particularly pleased about it. Not now I'm all grown up and trying to believe my own story of myself as an all-round wonderful guy. We all do that, conceding a few of lesser weaknesses to make our self-image

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killer hippo bollocks

..hippos are extemely dangerous animals in the wild. In an average year in Africa, hippos kill a far larger number of humans than any other mammal, except other humans. Hippos are short-tempered, huge animals that spend most of their days beneath the surface of shallow waters. When boats or swimmers

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sweaty eyelids

ascending the escalators at TCR earlier this evening, I glimpsed a man descending with sweaty eyelids.. ewww.. Mercifully, he was passed before I got too grossed out. but not before I was able to discern that other than his oddly glistening eyelids, he was not excessively sweaty elsewhere. Needless to

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warning: error bork 323/12u Flughafen

please, ignore the glitches occurring as i upgrade to a new version of b2evolution

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things to be clear about when visiting Hungary

ACK.. :( ZWACK.. :D

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on the blink

i'm meant to be writing an 1000 word annual review but in classic displacement functioning, i've started moving my website to a new host.. so this page may blink out of existence at any moment.. in which case you will not be able to read this.

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By George, a curious DVD extra feature

For reasons lost in the haze of alcohol, i recently purchased the children's movie Curious George from a very smiley man i met in my local fried chicken shop. It was a dreadful pirate copy of an averagely bad film but an unexpected bonus saved the day. We

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irrepressible.info

http://irrepressible.info/ "In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time, and the pure essences of heaven, the moisture of

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Hanging's too good for him

http://www.boingboing.net...rmer_suppl.html A farmer in Middlesex Suffolk builds and exports gallows to African dictatorships, where they are used to execute dissidents and others who've been railroaded through corrupt judicial systems. He's been condemned by Amnesty International, but insists that "business

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Save Parliament

http://www.saveparliament.org.uk/ FOR THE ATTENTION OF: Tessa Jowell MP Dulwich and West Norwood Sunday 2 April 2006 Caspar Addyman London SE24 CAddyman@onemonkey.org Dear Tessa Jowell, The Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill seems like a very dangerous and ill-conceived piece of legislation. I do not go

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Operation Clone Jesus - pt 12

Thanks to Gnomz!

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progress

or about 230,000 years

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The light not so fantastic

http://www.timesonline.co...2022194,00.html The Times Online, 4 Feb Very annoying article full of utterly trite and pointless speculation about how some art might tap into 'deep-rooted' brain processes. I don't doubt that it might but this goes nowhere to proving it. Maybe

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don't try this at home

i do not recommend attempting to eat a packet of crisps whilst wearing woollen gloves.

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bad doughnut no cop

there is something so unpleasant about a stale, soggy doughnut that it might even be worse than no doughnut at all. though, of course, i ate it all the same.

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midwife astrology fallacy

i am sure you all recall the oft quoted 'fact' in arguments against astrology that the midwife exerts a greater gravitational force on your birth than all the planets out there. It's a lie! http://onemonkey.org/midwife.htmWell I did a few calculations and this

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Dancehall Vibes & Streetside Violence

http://dirtyraggasquad.de Had a great night at Rosi's for some lovely reggae with remarkably versatile MC-ing from Gunjah Deluxe & Madame Mimi, see september pictures But as I shuffled out into the night for my first bad experience in Berlin. wandering the streets i bumped into to

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naked card counting millionaires

whoever thought of combining internet poker and webcam porn must be very rich by now. playing strip-poker online with real money against real strippers.. why had i'd never heard of this before today? how i wish i'd thought of it first. I've just cleared

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asynchronistas

the first two entries my aggregator aggregated this morning.. [idiolect] [::gia's blog::] And if you squint you can fit the quote from Tom's next post into the pattern too: "As the lovers drifted into self-indulgence and were carried away by their passions, so now they

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Please confirm you are human below.

My last post prompted me recall that while the mortal recoil of the shuffling undead is one problem for us humans, the rise of the machines is quite another. Recently I had cause to comment on some fridgemagnetism or other, and for the first time in my life here on

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Horse Fails Drugs Test - Could Lose Medal

http://sportsillustrated....=cnn_topstories In a follow up to my much earlier post, it seems that horses are drug-tested at the olympics (even if it takes seven months to get the results) and that this cost the sod on top his medal. Irish show-jumper Cian O'Connor is moaning

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Trekking to the North Pole for Cancer Research

As I trudged through Canary Wharf's stupidly oversized tube station this fine morning, I encountered several overly jolly people collecting money for a 'trek to the North Pole for Cancer Research'. It was early in my day so I didn't connect the dots. Surely,

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Letter to the Editor

It's not often I write letters to public figures. But I spotted a bit of breath-taking stupidity in today's Times that could not pass without comment. To the Editor, The Times Sir, It is unclear to me if it was Hugo Rifkind or Steve Fuller who

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beekeeper of the heart

As any foole knows, Saint Valentine is actually three different semi-legendary people all of who were grusomely martyred. http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/saintv06.htm You probably knew that they are the patron saints of beekeepers, but far more disturbingly they are also the patron saints of greeting card manufacturers.