Month: June 1998

  • Whalesong

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    Thar she blows! At last, I can offer you Whales, I have been saving them for years and I always knew that one day they would come in useful. In the continued absence of Dragons, there can be no better replacement than the wonderfully versatile whale. What have Whales ever done for me? You may…

  • Where be Dragons?

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    Here be Dragons? Alas no! I wanted dragons but when we phoned up to order some the man in Harrod’s pet department was helpful at first; “Not at the moment”, ” `spectin some in on Tuesday”,” what colour d’you have in mind?” Back and forth for five minutes, all very vague “Well, how big did…