Month: April 2007

  • Hello Babies

    “Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.” A baptismal speech from God Bless Mr.…

  • Slayage

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    http://slayageonline.com/ Also, thanks(?) to Big Monkey, I found this follow up to my recent post: I guess if i had thought about it, I would have known such a thing existed but I still can’t help wondering if it is a big joke. After 23 issues, I guess they mean it. Now a journal about…

  • Big Monkey, Helpy Chalk

    http://helpychalk.blogspot.com/index.html

  • zombie boobs

    Remember, when George W. Bush was elected, and he said that thing about how, by 2008, we’d have “movies that would explode in our balls like a shotgun filled with handjobs”? Well, that promise came true two days ago when I saw GRINDHOUSE in Hollywood. Except not only was it a shotgun full of handjobs…

  • Obligatory Obituary

    Do you know what a Humanist is? I am honorary president of the American Humanist Association, having succeeded the late, great science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in that functionless capacity. We Humanists try to behave well without any expectation of rewards or punishments in an afterlife. We serve as best we can the only abstraction…