Monthly Archives: April 2007

Hello Babies

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, … Continue reading

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Slayage Also, thanks(?) to Big Monkey, I found this follow up to my recent post: I guess if i had thought about it, I would have known such a thing existed but I still can’t help wondering if it is … Continue reading

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Big Monkey, Helpy Chalk

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zombie boobs

Remember, when George W. Bush was elected, and he said that thing about how, by 2008, we’d have “movies that would explode in our balls like a shotgun filled with handjobs”? Well, that promise came true two days ago when … Continue reading

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Obligatory Obituary

Do you know what a Humanist is? I am honorary president of the American Humanist Association, having succeeded the late, great science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in that functionless capacity. We Humanists try to behave well without any expectation of … Continue reading

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